Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
