I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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