i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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