Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
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we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
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You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
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