I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
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do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
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No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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