Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
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A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
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Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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