he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
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She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
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