So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
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pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
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Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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