It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
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So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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