We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
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