Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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