How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Its about making memories worth repressing
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
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Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
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SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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