So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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