what if I'm pregnant?
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Is this the I'm gay speech?
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
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you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
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I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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