That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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