we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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