How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
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I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
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I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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