Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
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My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
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You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
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