so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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