I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
