They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
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If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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