Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize
