I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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