thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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