Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
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You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
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He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!