my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
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all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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