pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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