Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
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Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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