can u get pink eye on your cock?
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Randomize
