u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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