You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
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