do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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