Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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