Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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