There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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