There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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