And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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