He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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