he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
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I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
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Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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