I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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