i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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