So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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