i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
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She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
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I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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