Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
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