he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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