Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Randomize
