So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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