she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
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I need you to use more vowels.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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