Its about making memories worth repressing
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
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Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize