Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
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I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
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Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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