at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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