People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
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i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
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It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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