Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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