everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
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We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
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For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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